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Rush Limbaugh's Family LIfe

The following is based on Conservative radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh's remarks on Barack Obama's presidency:

If Rush Limbaugh treats his kid like he treats Obama...

RUSH JR.

Daddy, are you busy working?

RUSH

Of course I'm busy working! I'm a working man. A working class man.

RUSH JR.

Oh. Okay. I was wondering if you could drive me to my soccer game?

RUSH

Why do you even play soccer anyway?

RUSH JR.

What do you mean?--

RUSH

I meeean, you're going to FAIL, so why bother?

RUSH JR.

Wha--Why would you say that, daddy?

RUSH

You're going to FAIL! It's inevitable.

RUSH JR.

I'm the best player on the team, and the best candidate for team captain--

RUSH

HA! Best candidate. You little creep. YOU are going to FAIL.

RUSH JR.

Why are you saying that daddy? Do you want me to fail?

RUSH

Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do want you to FAIL. You deserve to fail.

RUSH JR.

But I'm your son, it's your job to support me, you should be proud--

RUSH

Proud of what?! You're probably gonna blow us all up anyway, homo-terrorist.

RUSH JR.

What are you talking ab--

RUSH

Yeah, you're gonna blow us all up. They think you're some kind of Magic Negro!

RUSH JR.

I'm confused, daddy--

RUSH

Get that bone out of your nose, Negro!

RUSH JR.

I'm gonna go get mommy.