The following is based on Conservative radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh's remarks on Barack Obama's presidency:
If Rush Limbaugh treats his kid like he treats Obama...
RUSH JR.
Daddy, are you busy working?
RUSH
Of course I'm busy working! I'm a working man. A working class man.
RUSH JR.
Oh. Okay. I was wondering if you could drive me to my soccer game?
RUSH
Why do you even play soccer anyway?
RUSH JR.
What do you mean?--
RUSH
I meeean, you're going to FAIL, so why bother?
RUSH JR.
Wha--Why would you say that, daddy?
RUSH
You're going to FAIL! It's inevitable.
RUSH JR.
I'm the best player on the team, and the best candidate for team captain--
RUSH
HA! Best candidate. You little creep. YOU are going to FAIL.
RUSH JR.
Why are you saying that daddy? Do you want me to fail?
RUSH
Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do want you to FAIL. You deserve to fail.
RUSH JR.
But I'm your son, it's your job to support me, you should be proud--
RUSH
Proud of what?! You're probably gonna blow us all up anyway, homo-terrorist.
RUSH JR.
What are you talking ab--
RUSH
Yeah, you're gonna blow us all up. They think you're some kind of Magic Negro!
RUSH JR.
I'm confused, daddy--
RUSH
Get that bone out of your nose, Negro!
RUSH JR.
I'm gonna go get mommy.