Sincere Apologies

I am SO sorry about the lack of comedic material in the past month or so. There's no excuse for January's barrenness. But don't think I haven't been working, I most certainly have. Here's what I've done:

-Wrote SWU 8, which was supposed to be put online for New Year's. But hey. I'll film it anyways.
-Wrote SWU 9, which was supposed to be put online for the Inauguration. But hey. I'll film it anyways.
-Baked some cupcakes, which were supposed to be for a party. But hey. I skipped lunch.
-Began writing a speculative script for my favorite TV comedy, "30 Rock." I'm about 15 pages in, and expect to have a rough draft of about 35 pages by March 1st.

So, there you have it dudes (and dudettes, but personally I strongly dislike this word and try to avoid utilizing it if at all possible. But I seem to have broken my rule).
I do hope that you, reader of this tidbit and watcher of my holy videos, will forgive my ignorance and move on with me towards a brighter, funnier, and much more pink and fluffy future. Peace (in the Middle East).

From your beloved
Margaret
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Maggie
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Mag
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Mags
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מלכה

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Hyacinth

P.S. I informed several of you, my minions, that I would be taking improv classes and performing sometime in March. This is sadly no longer true, as not enough people enrolled in the class. But, there is a chance I might get to do something(s) else, maybe even something(s) better. It's a secret. You have to ask me personally.

Aren't cliffhangers so much