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I put this together during one of my "oh-my-gosh-I'm-dying-of-boredom" moments.

So don't expect another one of my Nice Jewish Girl Raps...(actually, because of its success, I'm thinking about writing another one)...

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Enjoy the latest news broadcasted live from Margaret's desk.

And by live, I mean filmed entirely beforehand.

Chrismakwanzakuh: The Non-Existent Hybrid Holiday That Many Americans Think Is Culturally Significant But In Reality These People Are Living A Lie

(This is my first piece for my new segment - Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear: A Humor Column For a Fictitious Publication).

Christmas. 

The holiday that claims it begins December 25th but starts one day earlier in November every year.

Well, I'm not Christian, but I have to say, I love everything about Christmas. Except, of course, for Mariah Carey's interpretation of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" on 93.9, the station that plays continuous Christmas music starting the day after Thanksgiving. 

But you know, I could get used to the cocky R&B version of "Silent Night". If it wasn't a cocky R&B version of "Silent Night".

Don't be fooled by the lack of cheesy Chanukah tunes. They're out there. They're just hiding from the more assertive Christmas music. I mean, modern interpretations of classic carols have it easy. All musicians have to do is make every note into three different ones and let their voices get increasingly softer and more dramatic with every end of a phrase.

You hear this kind of "music" in every restaurant, bookstore, shop, Whole Foods...It would be so easy to slip in some subliminal messaging, it's not even funny. 

Just kidding. 

It's hilarious. I'm totally writing a letter to Sony Music.

So, have a very merry (Mariah) Christmas.

And if you're Jewish, have a lowly, insignificant Chanukah. Hannukah. Hanukkah. Oh, crap it, just have a good one.

P.S. If you ARE Jewish, please stay as far away as possible from Menorah flames. Last year I burnt my hair. I didn't EXACTLY mean to. Seriously though, it does not smell nice. If I were you, I'd ask Chanukah hairy for some hair-things. 

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Here's my "Christmas Special", which is really not Holiday cheery or anything, but I had to call it that because all shows have a "Christmas Special". You know what, I'm going to go taboo on this and call it "Hannukah Special," which works even better because its my own religion.

Shmorg.

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This ones really short. Enjoy!

Nice Jewish Girl

EPIC 'FREESTYLE' RAP, yo. I don't really talk like this. I swear.

Sorry about the missspelling of "Tov".

And the misspelling of misspelling. 

The Coke Lady

My first character video. I came up with Nadine after spending a lot of time in Knoxville with my family there. I've met people who talk exactly like this. And they're nice people. But my impression's way off. Real knoxvillians like Nadine would buy diet coke. It's much healthier. Hope you like it!

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Making bad news...badder.

Days of Their Lives

Noah and I did a mock soap opera. So it's supposed to be bad acting. We basically did improv in front of the camera, as that's not too much different from how REAL soap operas are written. 

I make fun of the soap opera we make fun of in this video in one of my Updates down below, so if you haven't watched my vids yet, you should. :)

Savor the sexism:

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Yes, this is improv. No, I'm not on medication.

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The most recent project...I hope you like. Filmed it on a school night at like 9:00, so...

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Here's another one I made just now. Still in the experimental stages...I should've have written a couple more jokes, but I don't feel quite up to it. Here 'tis.

(Oh, and don't forget to watch the joke at the end of the video).

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I think, overall, it's a pretty good first time success.

Birbigs

Mike Birbiglia's my favorite comedian right now. I recently saw his hour long show on CC.

Here's some clips:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=156311&title=mike-birbiglia-celebrity-golf
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=156310
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=91788&title=mike-birbiglia-wiffleball-tony

Lovely title, right?

Ignore it. If it is profound comedy you seek do not dare halt at this blog. You'll get radiation poisoning from the immaturity.

Okay, the scoop-de-doop for this blog:
-Funny videos I make.
-Funny videos I don't make.
-Funny videos that are not made by people who aren't me.
-Funny videos that are made by people whose videos are most definitely not mine.
-Funny videos that aren't made by people at all.
-Non-existent funny videos that are not funny at all because they don't exist.

Skadoosh.